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I don't even cry when I chop onions.

crunchier:

*fails test* it’s a metaphor

Funnier because I actually do this.

(via damn-funny)

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

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kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

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sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

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why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via best-of-tumblr)

notes-to-ex-lovers:

Notes To Ex-Lovers, 246.
2014