When I die, I want the people who did group projects with me to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time
Tumblr is the best because none of my followers can really know for sure if I’m actually wearing pants or not.
I have made more friends in college through joking about murder than actually being nice.
DON’T STOP REEEETRIEVEN’
HOLD ONTO THAT FEEEELINE
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
Wut is going on